The Tale of Angie Layton and the Cookies

Once upon a time there was a girl called Angie.

Angie was a very pretty girl.

Angie won miss Utah

Angie was a famous survivor

Angie fell in love with Mr Perfect.

But one thing was still missing *tear*...

"Angie finish that same sentence. If I can change one thing about this tribe..."

"That we couuuuuuuuuuuuld have cookies?"

Till one day...

The dream came true

~The End

RC Saint Amour - The Best Victory

RC is happy that she helped her tribe solve the puzzle and win in the immunity challenge in Survivor Philippines - Episode 2.

Russell Swan is Not The Leader of his Tribe

So Russell's Swan strategy this season is to not be the leader of his tribe. Obviously the leader is always voted out first.

Russell Swan seems like a nice and funny guy in all the interviews and videos that I've watched so far. But judging by the decisions he made in Survivor Samoa I'm not sure how good of a leader he is (Picking pillows over a tarp?... Sending Shambo to Foa Foa tribe twice?).

So anyway let's take a look on how Russell 2.0's strategy is going so far:

"This time the whole leadership ain't gonna happen"
Thank God

"No leaders here we're all a team"
Sounds like the perfect tribe to me

"They can vote for a chief, they can vote for two chiefs, they can vote for a high supreme. Whatever it is, I'm not going to be it"
 Smart Strategy Russell. I know it's very hard to resist being the leader. I think You're gonna win this game this time around!

"My plan is to feel them out and if the leadership thing comes up, I'll throw it at the guy who doesn't realize leadership is a good thing. Because there's always some guy who's an idiot... and just watch him crash and burn. Dummy."
OMG Russell Swan 2.0 is an evil strategist player that will dominate this game. Glad they brought him back.

"Russell keeps telling us that he's not the leader but he's the one who's sitting there saying ok go take a five minute break, and, Go drink some water"
*Russell Swan 1.0 flashback!*

"Just bare with me. You two do the puzzle"
Yep! Angie and Roxy! you have no choice! just DO IT!

 

"Instead of being 2.0 and just being a part of the group, I went back to 1.0 and dictate. And I made a huge mistake"
I was right. What the hell were you smoking?

"My strategy going forward on is to step back and let them rise and fall on the decisions they make. That way when they crash and burn, they can be on the chopping block instead of me"
We all do mistakes and we all deserve a second chance. We forgive you Russell.

Life is good, no one bossing us around anymore....

"Somebody gotta go twice. Could you go twice"
*Russell 1.0 Alert Russell 1.0 Alert*

I Like you Russell, but your tribe doesn't like having a leader. Stop throwing yourself under the bus! There won't be more Zanes to save you.

Angie Layton and Roberta "RC" Saint Amour naked?

"Angie Layton and Roberta "RC" Saint Amour naked?"

Bahahaha, got ya. I bet you were expecting some kind of naked pictures, videos, sexy? Nude? Anything?

Nope, I'm sorry to disappoint you, you may now click that close X button on top. This post is not very survivor related. But I know you won't close this window yet because you still wanna know what this post is all about! Yep it's all about curiosity! *wink*

So anyway, I was looking at the search queries impressions from google to see what are the most used keywords, which basically means that whenever someone is googling for some specific keywords, my website will appear in the results (The website might not be on the first results' page, it could be on the 100th page, but nonetheless the website is there somewhere in the results).

I wasn't planning to make a post about this, but as I was looking through the keywords, I noticed a big amount of the words "naked", "ass", "nude", "hot", "sex", "sexy". 

Funnily enough most of these words were used on Angie Layton and RC Saint Amour. 

Here are some of the keywords that people are actually searching for on google.

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• malcolm freberg naked (way to go Malcolm, you made it!)
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• michael skupin naked (Can't stop laughing)
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Perverts! I hope you land on this page and find nothing. I will be the one laughing.

Jonathan Penner and the search for the Holy Grail

So Survivor Philippines Episode two is over. It was an exciting episode as usual with a lot of entertaining things going on.

Unfortunately this is not a recap of the episode, I'm sure around ten thousand blog already wrote the same boring things about what I just watched on TV. So instead of a recap I will invest my awesome energy in something more fun. So please stop asking me to write a recap :)

I was always a fan of Jonathan Penner, ever since he stole that chicken in Suvivor Cook Islands - episode one.

"I have been looking for the hidden immunity idol all day"

"There's the tree with the arch"

"There's the tree in the water"

"I remembered the one thing that was waiting for us when we first hit the beach was the machete and the pot which you always have, but there's also this beautiful box with a big bag of rice"

"It's in the rice, it has to be"

"hahaha found it, found the clue"

"It's there, it's waiting for me, but i need to find the thing"

"What are you drawing?"

"I need 10 minutes just so i can dig around and get the idol"

"It's right under my nose"

"Dawson comes into camp so I made up this insane story, I lost my glasses I had to go under to get them because the rain washed my contact lens out"

"I'm getting more and more frustrated. And then a light-bulb goes off, If I had opened the clue where the clue was. On top of the rice there is a little wooden bull with a very prominent nose"

"The idol is right under your nose"

"For the first time in three tries I have the hidden immunity idol"

I'm really happy that Penner found the idol, it will make him go further in the game... and hopefully blindsiding somebody... which I guess means more fun for us the fans.

Carter and Artis Secret Scenes

Artis and Carter seems to never get any air time.
Artis looks cool and Carter seems to kick asses in the challenges.

Here's a secret scene for each one of them:

This Is My Olympics

 

Element Of Surprise Is Crucial

Skupin! Stop Injuring yourself!

It seems that Mike Skupin and injuries are becoming best buddies out there. Episode two and one more injury added to Skupin's profile (at least what we got to see). RC: Look after him!

RC: "Did you hurt yourself again?"
Mike: "No" *Innocent voice goes here*
RC: "Yep That's new"

I'm not sure what's gonna happen in the next episode yet (Episode three), but seriously Mike! I've waited like Eleven years to finally see you back on Survivor. You better not get evacuated this time!

Jonathan Penner - Secret Scene - I'm Feeling Fantastic

Is RC Saint Amour from Outer Space?

I've been watching RC on TV lately and she just seems very good at every single thing out there. I'm sure I watched somewhere (I Don't Have An Achilles Heel) that RC has never camped and she's just a city girl living in New York.

I have never seen a human with such supernatural skills yet. Obviously this season CBS are allowing extraterrestrials to be on the show. I'm sure Fox Mulder and Dana Scully will appreciate this post for revealing the ultimate truth about RC.

Here are some of the reasons of why RC can't possibly be a human:



RC takes the word "Running" to a whole new level
Hurry up Artis!
Kalabaw and Masting in slow motion mode?



"I'm an executive assistant"
erm NO you're not!
RC can tell a lie (Which is a good thing in Survivor)
She's an investment banker in real life
RC can make money too. 

RC can sense food from far far away

RC can make alliances
"We can't lose with you on our team. And I don't think we can lose with you in an alliance. So we're thinking Abi, Pete, me and you."
*hug hug*

RC can make shoes and water fly!
(Look closely to RC's left and right in the above pic)

RC can tell a joke
Abi-Maria: "Peter is strong but he's a little bit"
RC: "dumb"

RC is always smiling... always... I just love it

Oh and on a side note
RC actually tweets back

 And most importantly.....

RC is SEXY!

So bottom line is, if you are from outer space and possess some supernatural skills, you can now be on Survivor too.

Jeff Kent is Clark Kent?

I understand the glasses are not there. His name was never mentioned in the daily planet. We haven't seen him wearing his underwear over his pants yet.
He never wrote anywhere "Batman is a wuss" and supposedly he didn't use his X-ray vision to see the chicks on his tribe all naked.

Actually that's what I call a good disguise, but Jeff, you missed one thing!



Way to start the game

Ouch!

"I heard it popping, I don't know if that was the bamboo or my knee, but we'll see."

"My knee want to buckle on the inside"

Oh look, Jeff can lift the raft up.

And push a boat
And jump in it
Then dive in the water

Jeff Kent is actually...