Jonathan Penner Famous Quotes

 

I did grab a chicken, the chicken was belonging to the green team, I didn't even know, I saw a chicken, I grabbed a chicken cause the chicken was free.

• This is survivor, somebody is gonna win a million dollars, and they are gonna have to cut the throat of the guy next to them at some point.
• I'm cold, miserable, shivering, missing my wife and kids, exile island is really terrible.
• We're ready to rock & roll, we're doing great.
• Two ways to play the game, I like you so I'm not gonna vote for you, or sorry I like you but I gotta vote for you, cause I wanna go further.
• Ozzy can hold his breath for two and a half minute or something crazy like that.
• I'm trying to choose my battles carefully, I'm trying to stay one step ahead of the competition.
• My feeling always is, if I thought of it, somebody else has thought of it.
• I consider myself a loyal person.
• I'm the wondering Jew without a tribe.
• I'm living the mutinies life, I'm on the outside, I made the game much harder for myself.
• I'm not gonna lose cause you kids can't get your asses out of the bed.
• The Raro kids, all they wanted to do is get faded, which is not what we used to call it.
• These kids are vomiting, they're eating and drinking so much, is that how you compete in a competition.
• I'm here to win a million... a million dollars, that's a one with six zeroes on the other end.
• If I flip again, a lot of people will go mental...mental.
• Hypothetically, we would have to learn to trust each other again, I mean what I'm gonna say? I promise? Ok, I promise. What's that worth to you?
• These people aren't thinking, I don't believe they are smart enough.
• I would hate to betray them, cause if I do that, it makes me the guy who betrayed every single person in the game at one time or another.
• Either way, people are gonna be pissed. Either I'll have betrayed the Raro people and I'm a complete bastard, or I didn't jump over to the Aitu people and I'm a complete bastard, who screwed them twice.
• I have enjoyed every second of it, I bonded with people younger than me in a way that I haven't in years.
• I come over here and I see I'm in the clown house.
• You can be a fan of Boston Red socks, maybe, but you don't want to play against the Boston Red socks, you are gonna get your ass handed to you.
• Mikey B!  Mikey B!  Swiiiiiing and a missss!
• Come on Kathy, show us how it's done in Wisconsin!
• Chet. You're at a pageant.  Annnnnnnd..... CHET!
• Nice shot there, squirrely boy.
• I had this game through, I saw the daylight!
• I was kicking ass in this game, I swear to God.
• I don't wanna be out of the game, but I don't wanna lose my leg. 
• I got injured in a challenge, it was awful.
• You know how on fire I am to win this game. You know how much I can taste this and you know how I can actually see it. Thirty nine days from now I'll make the million dollars.
• Probst: Ten seconds left. Penner: Before what happens?
• Cya out there guys (To the Matsing Tribe)
• This is so much fun for me and so rewarding. That the opportunity to come out here and do this even with these new folks, they all seem so nice and so cool. And I'm looking forward to really kickin some ass with them. It's very moving. It's moving to be here. It's moving to be doing this again. It's a beautiful thing.
• I remembered the one thing that was waiting for us when we first hit the beach was the machete and the pot which you always have, but there's also this beautiful box with a big bag of rice. It's in the rice. It has to be. (About the immunity idol)
• The downside of this constant raining. The idol is somewhere right in our camp and I can't get them out of the shelter. I need ten minutes just so I can dig around and get this damn idol. It's there it's waiting for me.
• Luckily they're so concerned about the rain. they're all gone to a cave. The camp is empty.
• Where the hell is this damn idol?
• I've never had the immunity idol I've never had individual immunity at all. This is a key to the game. I got to find this thing before they get back to the camp. And I'm thinking just stay calm, who knows how long you have.
• It's right under my nose.
• Dawson comes into camp so I made up this insane story, I lost my glasses I had to go under to get them because the rain washed my contact lens out.
• Can't find it anywhere, it's right under my nose.
• I'm getting more and more frustrated. And then a light-bulb goes off, If I had opened the clue where the clue was. On top of the rice there is a little wooden bull with a very prominent nose.
• For the first time in three tries I have the hidden immunity idol. It's fantastic.
• You have the hidden immunity idol and you feel that you can dance forever. Nothing can touch you now. Of course that's not true, and I know a lot of guys who thought: "I'm going to dance all the way to the million!" And they got blindsided. Those are mistakes that, well listen, *Spits*, That's a mistake that I'm not gonna make. I hope. 
• The rain was really debilitating, But when the sun comes out man and you find yourself in a tropical paradise.
• It's as big as your head man. (To Carter about the clam)
• Jeff and I actually like each other, and he's a hell of a competitor, he's a really nice guy, he and I are prepared to be loyal to each other deep in the game. Having him on my side at least for the time being will make us both pretty pretty powerful, and it's exciting, it's exciting to have a real ally. I think I do.
• The challenge was fantastic but, as we are coming back, I am a little nervous. I believe Jeff knows that I am an experienced player, he's very wary of me, but I want him to be on my side and I want him to trust me.
• I don't think that you fully trust me. And I think that you think that I have the idol. I do have the idol. I found it, I found it two days ago.
• Now you know that I have it. If we're separated, I'd hope that we can come back together again at the other end. You know?
• The elements sucks, it's freezing, and I'm a big fat guy, it doesn't really affect me that much, but Dana is sick, she weights fourty seven pounds or something, she's as big as my finger, and she may be just shutting down.
• Take everything off, you get naked under that blanket, we will warm you up.
• Dana is in bad shape, she can barely talk.
• This girl is shutting down. She needed some medical attention.
• If Katie been three seconds faster and Dawson had been a little more helpful with the puzzle I think we would have won, and now we're gonna be down to two people and that gap at this stage of the game may be insurmountable.
• There are really three options at this point, Denise, Katie or Dawson, but I can't see getting rid of Denise, she's a hell of a competitor. She’s was right in it to win it today so no way we can point to her and say she cost us the challenge. So, it’s Katie or Dawson.
• Katie did not perform well today, she performed poorly, and I can't see that that's what cost us the challenge, but it didn't help. But before today Dawson has just been the weakest member of the tribe, I don't think she performed particularly well today, I would think she performed disastrously. It's a big choice actually.
• I think Jeff and I have built a trust with each other. But I was really surprised to see my name. I shouldn't have been.
• I just forget that other people are lying. It's always my problem. It was a good wake-up call.
• Do I have to keep my eyes and ears open as we move forward? Of course. I would be ridiculously stupid not to.
• It's a new lifeline for us. There's four of us, there's seven of them. We're hoping there's dissent over there and that we can pick one or two people to come over to our side to use for awhile and then cut them off if we can.
• I am trying to find fissures in this yellow tribe, and Skupin seems like a cool guy so I got to help him feel as comfortable as he can about slitting the throats to the people he spent seventeen days with.
• Probst: Penner is out of the game and is in trouble tonight at tribal council. Penner: Well Thank you!
• If the people that I believe are gonna vote with me are really not gonna vote with me. If all of this has been smoke, then I’m a terrible judge of character and then I don’t really deserve to stay in the game. But I do believe that Skupin and RC and Denise and Carter and Jeff. They're gonna vote with me. They all mean it. I really believe they do.
• Lisa had been on "Facts of Life" but now, as with many, many former actors, you get older and so you do other things with your life. Lisa is kinda cool lady. I think She could actually go pretty far as an under the radar non-threatening person who could find herself sitting in the Final three. I believe that.
• I won't blow your cover.
• We came in determine to win and I think this was a win, we were able to walk away with this victory meal, these beautiful letters from home. We're gonna be strong going into the immunity challenge which is really the important challenge. 
• The deprivation just doesn't affect me the way it affects some of these young players.
• If we continue to lose, we are really screwed.
• To win this game, I'm gonna have to make big moves, only out of desperation, you know that's what happens, if you're down numbers your back starts to get put against the wall. 
• Honestly, It's been an extraordinarily drama-free zone and if there's gonna be a blindside, it's because it's just easier to let the person go and hopefully they will understand, it's not personal, it's strictly so that we can move forward and move further.
• Does it hurt to get betrayed, yeah of course it does, why? Because you were kept out of the secret. There were secrets, you were being talked about behind your back and the thing that you trusted wasn't true.
• I'm not resigned to going home. There's no quit in me. But the only way that I can get further now is by taking my foot way off the gas pedal, climb into the backseat, pull the blanket over my head and hope they forget that I'm here for a while. But they now have betrayed me so all bets are off.
• I have no alliances, I have no allegiances, I don't care. Everybody's equal. They are all ready to die.
• I never won an individual immunity challenge, never once, so maybe, maybe it’s high time that Johnny did and stick it right in their damn faces, stick it in their faces and I'd say for once after three times I can win an individual immunity.
• I don’t even know what to say about that challenge. Maybe that was the best thing I ever did in my life!
• This is awesome.
• That was the most incredible Tribal I ever been a part of. It was crazy! I don’t even know what the hell happened.
• I voted for Abi and now we will see where I stand.
• I’m a dead man walking anyway.
• You have two parents who are trying to play a straight up, almost Christian game, in Lisa and in Skupin, and then you have three incredibly tight players who are playing some other game, what I call a bully game.
• My name is Jonathan. In America my name is normal.
• The food was fabulous. It's an amazing break from the game, although I'm hoping that we can talk some strategy over a beer or two because I've been in a very tough position.
• I didn’t win that immunity challenge so I know my days are numbered if I can’t put something together. The problem is the numbers. I need five votes to even have an ice cream’s chance in hell of staying in the game.
• I'm like a story teller, that's what I do.
• I am planting seeds with Lisa because I am playing my ass off out here, but I cannot panic. I have to be calm, cool and collected. And I hope that I got through to her, whether that changes her vote or not, I don’t know. But I only need one of them, either her or Skupin.
• We'll continue to feed you during your final moments.
• I will continue to keep them close and if I get blindsided, more power to it. I will go out with my head held high.
• Pete and Abi cannot win this game,they don't have the numbers.
• you know, you can get hit by a car walking from your house to the post box, too.
• Every single one of them has gone against me at one point or another.  So I don't trust any of them completely, but they do trust me. You see? Because I have not betrayed them once.
• You went far in the game, you did well and you're not gonna win this time.
• I don't think I destroyed you.
• In a game, if you are that blunt, that honest, it can feel off-putting. So you might have been friendlier.
• I honestly, honestly empathize with you.
• The more bitter, the more obnoxious, the more toxic Abi is, the better for me.
• This is unbelievable. This is unbelievable to me.
• Lisa once again lost her mind. And she had to confess to me that she was in another alliance, that she's voting for me tonight.
• Let the chips fall where they may. Here we go.
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• you, my brilliant, wise, old chum, you put yourself in the driver's seat and you get to decide who you want to go forward with. I mean, that's just the way it is.
• I've given you guys nothing but trust and loyalty.
• I did not trust her enough because she voted for me twice. Took me a day or two or three to think about it.
• I gave blood, sweat, and tears for this game.
• I know what's going on tonight is hard. Smart people asking tough questions. I will hope to continue that tradition.

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